Neuromarketing
Article written by Thumberella
Corporations and political candidates are using MRIs, EEGs, and other brain-scan technology to craft irresistible media messages designed to shift buying habits, political beliefs, and voting patterns.
By measuring activity in different parts of the brain in response to an ad or other media message, advertisers and political consultants can create advertising campaigns that tap into the pre-conscious brain. Read more about this on WorldBusinessAcademy.org…
Hey - sounds like the technology in The Femmebots Boob Tubes! But those Madison Avenue Box-thinkers certainly aren’t as clever as we are in Coconut Grove, he he he. I mean, Beyonce and Lady Gaga came awfully close to biting our ideas with their Videophone music video, which has now gotten more than 8 million views since it was posted in November 2009, but thank goodness, they’re not actually SHOOTING the videos from their boobies like we are. Hmf. Harumf. But it’s clear they’re targeting black B-O-Yz anywayz (Boy, u cute and u bAllin…). We got our sights on white B-O-Yz. He he he. Or maybe we’ll just rely on our sistahs of Candy Slice to spoof dem bitches…
But I digress. The point of this entry was to talk about neuromarketing and spellcasting - our bread and butter - and bring to y’all dumbass consumers’ attention that you don’t need to undergo a brain scan for Madison Avenue to poke around your subconscious M-I-N-D. Duh, all they gotta do is pay attention to your Facebook page. Hello, the most important field is on the top of your page: “What’s on your MIND?????”
And now that Facebook’s got a nifty new data center, all the little market researchers have to do is gain access and feed back your needs, wants, desires back at you through your little video phone (aka iPhone).
Heeeee heeee heeee heee heee!! Cackle cackle cackle!!! That’s my witch laugh, biotches!
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