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Neuromarketing

Article written by Thumberella

Corporations and political candidates are using MRIs, EEGs, and other brain-scan technology to craft irresistible media messages designed to shift buying habits, political beliefs, and voting patterns.

By measuring activity in different parts of the brain in response to an ad or other media message, advertisers and political consultants can create advertising campaigns that tap into the pre-conscious brain. Read more about this on WorldBusinessAcademy.org…

Hey - sounds like the technology in The Femmebots Boob Tubes! But those Madison Avenue Box-thinkers certainly aren’t as clever as we are in Coconut Grove, he he he. I mean, Beyonce and Lady Gaga came awfully close to biting our ideas with their Videophone music video, which has now gotten more than 8 million views since it was posted in November 2009, but thank goodness, they’re not actually SHOOTING the videos from their boobies like we are. Hmf. Harumf. But it’s clear they’re targeting black B-O-Yz anywayz (Boy, u cute and u bAllin…). We got our sights on white B-O-Yz. He he he. Or maybe we’ll just rely on our sistahs of Candy Slice to spoof dem bitches…

But I digress. The point of this entry was to talk about neuromarketing and spellcasting - our bread and butter - and bring to y’all dumbass consumers’ attention that you don’t need to undergo a brain scan for Madison Avenue to poke around your subconscious M-I-N-D. Duh, all they gotta do is pay attention to your Facebook page. Hello, the most important field is on the top of your page: “What’s on your MIND?????”

And now that Facebook’s got a nifty new data center, all the little market researchers have to do is gain access and feed back your needs, wants, desires back at you through your little video phone (aka iPhone).

Heeeee heeee heeee heee heee!! Cackle cackle cackle!!! That’s my witch laugh, biotches!

Village ‘witches’ beaten in India

Five women were paraded naked, beaten and forced to eat human excrement by villagers after being branded as witches in India’s Jharkhand state. Read more on the BBC…

CRAZY PIANOS READY TO ‘ROCK FOR RELAY’

Coconut Grove, FL. (October 12, 2009) – Relay for Life is recruiting “rock stars” and “rock bands” for next year’s rock themed event. Prospective “rock stars” are invited to enjoy complimentary appetizers with a drink at an opening kick-off from 6-7:30 p.m. on Monday, Oct. 26 at Crazy Pianos Miami in CocoWalk at 3015 Grand Ave.

During Relay For Life, teams of people camp out at a local venue and take turns walking or running around a track or path for up to 18 hours. Each team is to have a representative on the track at all times, with the goal of raising money for cancer research and awareness. Relay for Life of Coconut Grove takes place May 1-2, 2010 at Peacock Park, 2820 McFarlane Road in Miami. At Crazy Pianos, “bands” can sign with “Relay Records.” A $100 commitment fee will provide team captains VIP rock star treatment.

Captains will receive first come, first serve choice of a rock band name and choice of on-site fundraiser the day of the event. Team Captain Parties have already been scheduled to train “Rock Stars” and dates will be released at the kick-off event. Event organizers are also seeking cancer survivors who are to be treated as “Rock Royalty” and will be treated to a dinner and fun activities hosted in their honor. Relay for Life is a program from the American Cancer Society. For more information on starting a team, sponsoring or volunteering, please contact Erika Gaeta at (305) 779‐2849 or e-mail erika.gaeta@cancer.org.

ABOUT CRAZY PIANOS MIAMI: Crazy Pianos Miami is located in Cocowalk at 3015 Grand Ave. It is the first entry into the United States for the Netherlands-based company. With an existing location in Scheveningen, Holland, the company has strategic global expansion plans with additional locations planned for London, Dubai, Paris, San Francisco, Las Vegas and New York City. For more information, call 305.567.2462 or log onto www.crazypianosmiami.com